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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:45
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
No way
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors